The Randomista

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

5sos-attacked:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family


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a-themosthappy:

whateverwasiksays:

I don’t know who these people are but you can say they’re awesome!


They win.

a-themosthappy:

whateverwasiksays:

I don’t know who these people are but you can say they’re awesome!

They win.

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At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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Summing up Elementary

crazyintheeast:

Sherlock Holmes: Jamie Moriarty. You are the one woman in the world who is my equal. You are the closest I have ever come to experiencing true love. And you are my worst enemy

Jamie Moriarty: Sherlock Holmes. You are the one man who can surprise me. You are……whoa wow. Is that Joan Watson? Hey Joan!  Looking good. Looking real goood. So I heard you have been having some problems with your love life. If there is anything I can do…..and I do mean anything

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jndvdt:

Rise Against’s ”I Don’t Want To Be Here Anymore” music video.

 

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Prince George + Text Posts

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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

slumberblues:

"We need you guys to eat in character"
Everyone: Wow I’m so tired from saving the city
RDJ: and almost dying
Hemsworth: FOOD

I like how Black Widow and Hawkeye look like they’re having a telepathic conversation.

that ship sails itself

(Source: monets, via zebrasrus)

booooost:

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."


that rabbit got a mercedes thomight as well get in…

booooost:

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

that rabbit got a mercedes tho
might as well get in…

(Source: bunnyfood, via zebrasrus)

the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:
While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.
Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.
My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.
Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.
So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”
Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.
It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.
So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.
And he bursts out laughing.
Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.
I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:

While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.

Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.

My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.

Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.

So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”

Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.

It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.

So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.

And he bursts out laughing.

Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.

I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

(via zebrasrus)

mermaid613:

saphirap-indie:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

the more I stare at it the funnier it gets

This is wonderful.

mermaid613:

saphirap-indie:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

the more I stare at it the funnier it gets

This is wonderful.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via the-absolute-best-gifs)